Now that the film is out in the UK at last, I can declassify this astonishing document.
Note that it contains (very minor) spoilers.
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| sent from: El Barco de Avila, Spain. destination: London, UK |
In the mountains of Castilla, Spain, the skies stretch out into infinity. The firmament of sparkling stars stares down at you, the long finger smudge of the Milky Way stretching end-to-end. Occasionally one bright fast moving dot catches your eye; a satellite, perhaps even the ISS.
Last night I looked up and saw two bright sparks, close together. Looking through the telescope I could make out two astronauts in what I think were NASA suits. They must have been lost, they were tethered together. One of them at the front bore a striking resemblance to George Clooney, the other complained about driving or something. All I know is that their spacesuits and tether looked amazing.
I wonder what their story was.
I hope they make it home safe.
Below is the previously published redacted version.
Funny you should mention El Barco de Avila. A photo I took during your wedding reception got “liked” just a few days ago by somebody who I conclude must either live there or like it a lot. Perhaps you know her? See: http://web.stagram.com/n/albaricooquee/
[Is this the beginning of a horror story?]
I don't know her! But yes, it's the perfect start to a twisty story.