Now that the film is out in the UK at last, I can declassify this astonishing document.
Note that it contains (very minor) spoilers.
|sent from: El Barco de Avila, Spain. destination: London, UK|
In the mountains of Castilla, Spain, the skies stretch out into infinity. The firmament of sparkling stars stares down at you, the long finger smudge of the Milky Way stretching end-to-end. Occasionally one bright fast moving dot catches your eye; a satellite, perhaps even the ISS.
Last night I looked up and saw two bright sparks, close together. Looking through the telescope I could make out two astronauts in what I think were NASA suits. They must have been lost, they were tethered together. One of them at the front bore a striking resemblance to George Clooney, the other complained about driving or something. All I know is that their spacesuits and tether looked amazing.
I wonder what their story was.
I hope they make it home safe.
Below is the previously published redacted version.