|sent from: JFK Airport, New York, USA. destination: London, UK|
If you are reading this card then either the world did not end, as various doomsday predictors thought (one day, someone will be right, just like a stopped clock) or it is a piece of flotsam recovered from a dead and blasted Earth, being stared at by some beings unimaginable to our brains.
If the latter; welcome – we were called humans. We liked to fuck shit up. We were nice only to people we knew personally, and even then not very much. We wore clothes. We dealt with a lot of guilt. The members of our species with.. errr, members, liked to run things, even when we were patently unqualified to do so (see “fuck shit up” from earlier). We sang songs and played games. We made some kickass movies. The correct order is Star Wars IV, V, VI, I, II, III, despite all evidence to the contrary.